
perfumeddandy
50, male, Single
Vernon, United States
Some fun facts about me to get you started:I'm a freakishly tall Asian man-child with a penchant for crude humor and untimely flatulence. If you're unfortunate enough to find yourself on a dinner date with me and I lean forward for what appears to be an unwelcome kiss, don’t be alarmed: I’m probably just sharting.I have a deathly fear of winged insects. If I see so much as a gnat circling anywhere near me I will run like Prefontaine until I'm completely lost and in need of a taxi. I miss a lot of work this way.I'm also a hopeless film nut. My dream is to amass enough wealth so I can leisurely travel the world attending film festivals. Based on my current income—and if my math is correct—I should be able to attend the Berlinale in the year 2097. I can't ing wait!Years of avoiding physical exercise have left me with the upper body strength of Stephen Hawking. If you're out at movie theater, say, and you spot an unusually lanky Asian man slumped over in his seat, chances are great that it's me. And please, for the love of Jesus, HELP ME. Thanks in advance.

engineerdennis
59, male, Widowed
Lumberton, United States
Well generally about me, am a free giver and I know how to make people happy and smile. am a great kinda of man that everyone and every woman would like to be around but am not just seeing who is meant for me yet . i get emotional mostly when am alone and i feel so sad and and weak in my heart when i see people suffer for things they need and cant get why some people are just out there having lots of things to help the needy and they misuse it. I love taking walks,would love to walk along the beach or sit at the beach and watch the sunset in the spring or summer,or sit around a fire with the right person.I love pretty much all sports, deep sea fishing when I can get the chance, going for short or long drives to where ever the road will take me, to go to a movie or just sit on a couch and watch and old movie or an up to date one... I am very easy going and laid back. I am often told that I am very easy to talk with. I am not an angry person, and I am not interested in someone that is. Having past events shape your life is one thing,carrying the past as a burden that sits heavily upon your shoulders is not the way I view life. I am happy with myself, and my life, and I like to think it shows. I have a wonderful daughter. I would do best with someone that isn't extremely uptight, unless of course you are willing to learn to let things go! I love to try new things, and can laugh at myself when I fail miserably. I don't give up easily, and have so many things I'm yet to try. Please love to laugh and have fun, what is better than laughing so hard your stomach hurts? I love traveling,going on unknown adventures, and trying something I thought I never would. I'll try anything once, well,but fun none the less! I take pride in my appearance, but am not high maintenance. I love a nice dinner out, but staying home, having chines food after a day spent working together on a completely dirty, yet fulfilling project, can be so much fun with the right person. Being honest and open

lilywalters39393
42, female, Single
Gummersbach, Germany
I think that any relationship starts with friendship and that is why the first thing you should know is that I am a good companion and I will never ignore you, so you will always hear my response and feel my support. Also I am a good listener and open-minded understanding person. I really believe in equality between a man and a woman. We share the burdens and the joy in our life together and there is nothing we cannot speak about. For this reason I want to be completely open. If need only an obedient housewife slash slave… that is probably not me, sorry. But I want you to look deeper: I am not afraid to commit, I am kind-hearted, generous, caring, passionate and sympathetic young lady who is seriously looking for her soulmate to start a family with.

maximus
57, male, Divorced
Dubrava, Croatia
And Now... For Something Completely Different!

jasperdon678
62, male, Widowed
Montezuma, United States
I try to live my life in keeping with the Ethics of Reciprocity in that I treat others as I would want to be treated. I am a responsible, caring independent individual with great friends and relationships , for which I am grateful. I have lived a successful life and am fortunate in many aspects, but have begun to rethink my career and path in life. I am less concerned with climbing the corporate ladder to success and more concerned with the quality of my relationships and living life to the fullest , traveling and sharing more of my life with another. While I am aggressive in my professional life , I do not wish to be so much so in my personal life. Men are men and women are women for a reason. Having said that, I am not completely traditional or ultra conservative by any stretch of the imagination. I am seeking a balanced relationship. I am very open-minded and accepting of people's differences. I'm here to find love and and if you're here for same reasons and you think i could be that special man in your life